My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. ~Orson Welles
Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment.
~Cyril Connolly, The Unquiet Grave
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
~Henny Youngman
One should eat to live, not live to eat.
~Cicero,Rhetoricorum LV
I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!
~Author Unknown
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
~Author Unknown
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
~Author Unknown
I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.
~Jennifer Greene Duncan
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